We have all heard of Mail-Order-Brides. Have you ever heard of Mail Order Husbands?
I stumbled across a website, just for ladies looking for Mr. Right. Here are some of my favorites:
Name: Steven
I’m definitely a classic romantic. I like a candlelight dinner, some quiet background music, and a couple hits of ether. I prefer a woman that has insurance and a car would be great as I need to make the occassional trip to Mexico to pick up “souvenirs”.
Name: Earl
I deal in reality…and the reality is that I’m ready for love. I can chop lots of wood and can even climb a greased pole. I keep in shape by chasing chickens around my back yard. I keep my self clean and take baths weekly.
Location: West Virginia, U.S.A
Name: Fuad
Ladies, I’m still available. I’ve been here for about 2 years. what gives? Don’t ya wanna party with me? woohoo… They lowered my price twice already. I’m a red-hot special, come and get me.
Location: San Bernardino, USA
The link to find more of these special guys, is: http://www.mailorderhusbands.net/order
Best of luck,
Al
Great stuff. The first guy is just plain scary.